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萌宠泰迪狗阿怪与变色龙阿妖的终极目标，和所有妖怪都是一样的——做人！在它们的心目中，做人，是世间最美好的事情。遗憾的是，他们虽然修成了人形，却不知道怎么做人！于是，两个蠢、贱、呆、萌的妖怪，踏上了学习做人的逗比之旅。途中遇到了形形色色、歪门邪道的所谓“成功人士”。结果成事不足，败事有余，搞出了一出出闹剧，在学做人的道路上，走出了一条条令人啼笑皆非的歪路。黑社会老大要教训逃债的甄有钱“教教你怎么做人！” 求学无门的二人如获至宝，竟然拜黑老大为师，气不打一出来的黑老大“教”的很是“卖力”，鼻青脸肿的二人十分的困惑：“给力”的老师，“全身心”的学习，为什么木有学习效果？！…… 最后还差点害了二人心仪的白富美——美丽善良的靖雯。阿怪与阿妖身上更多的是他们的生物特性，动物本能，人世间的复杂，并不是他们的思维方式所能理解的，阿怪阿妖最终发现“做人好难啊！！”Remind again: When a rule is overloaded, the existing rule will be overwritten.In order to pollinate by hook or by crook合作过的……俞都督着实英勇，但不可能是他，卢镗、汤克宽用兵稳重……这些人都不可能啊。婚礼策划师夏燃（杨紫饰）突然被男友蒋剑南提出分手。蒋剑南不知所踪，夏燃气不过，要找蒋剑南问个究竟，于是阴错阳差地认识了同蒋剑南租一套房的青年医生金志豪（乔振宇饰）。金志豪为了打消母亲（李萍饰）对他多年不恋的疑虑，便和夏燃商议：夏燃假扮金志豪的女友；金志豪帮夏燃找到蒋剑南。之后，两人一起解决了很多案例，帮助别人完成梦想，找到幸福。渐渐的二人产生了感情，不料金志豪的初恋女友聂璇（宁丹琳饰）出现。金志豪在得知聂璇当初离开的实情后，百感交集。夏燃见此，想用自己的退出去成全聂璇和金志豪的爱情。金志豪面对聂璇的猛烈追求，逐渐认识到责任不能代替爱情；他同夏燃再次相遇，紧紧拥抱，说好要共同面对一切问题。看到金志豪与夏燃真诚相爱的情景，聂璇明白了爱情真谛所在。爱情来之不易，夏燃外甥的满月酒席上，大家欢聚一堂。"Later things became more serious, The Vietnamese army attacked more than seven or eight times in a row. But it was almost halfway through the fire of the artillery group. Occasionally, sporadic ones escaped gunfire, Can't hide from our accurate shooting, Because the explosive power of the shells is very large, Apart from being killed by shrapnel at a long distance, It is normal for those who are closer to me to be blown to death without a whole body. At that time, because of the open terrain on our side, So the superior is more 'generous', In order to better understand the enemy situation and give full play to the terrain advantage of position 142, All the front-line officers and soldiers in our squad leader and above positions are equipped with binoculars, which is absolutely not treated in other positions. If other positions want to have their own binoculars, they have to be a deputy platoon leader. As a squad leader like me, I am still very proud to be able to observe the enemy's situation with binoculars.　　他处处与小鹿作对，让小鹿恨的牙痒。培训结束后小鹿应聘进了旅行社，而对手的一家旅行社也把丁健挖去，小鹿没想到同她作对的老师又成了竞争对手，小鹿带团出游，不时闹出很多笑话，惹了不少麻烦，还总在最关键的时候心狂跳、莫名其妙晕倒……她对自己渐渐失去了信心，觉得度日如年，而她也在这样的日子中慢慢改变……